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Imagine you’re about to fight somebody and they pop a full fucking bo staff out that pocket like Donatello 😂

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I’d instantly try to de-escalate that

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kibapdf:

that furry cokehead Thomas Jefferson post has me on the verge of tears y’all are such FREAKS abibfkwbkfwbbkf

the WHAT post

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shakescene:

masochist-incarnate:

shakescene:

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

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So I’m gonna kill your wife

this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me

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pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

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porciacatonis:

Roman Senator in 186 BCE voice: DIONYSUS IS TURNING OUR SONS INTO BOTTOMS

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sick fursuit jeezy boy 

someone tagged this as ’#blasphemy’

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commandtower-solring-go:

The problem with the idea of 8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep and 8 hours of recreation as a structure for a day is that it simply can’t work that way. If I’m expected to be at work at 9, then my work day must begin at 7. Allowing myself a rushed experience to wake up and get to work. And I live close to work. So either my recreation or my sleep needs to take a hit, but for some people it could be more. 8 hours a day, 5 days a week as a basis for full time work is honestly unreasonable at that point. Because it isn’t actually 40 hours a week, it’s 50 hours a week lost to a job, of which 10 is unpaid.

some of my coworkers have 2h of transit to get to work, which takes 4-5h off their free time. working full time is a bad idea and shouldve never been a thing

This is, it’s worth noting, by design.  

It’s perfectly well known that people can only really “work” (in that they can only consistently and effectively perform tasks and create products) 3-6 hours a day, for 1 hour to 2 hours at a time. Generally speaking, the broad consensus among actual researchers is to aim for about 4 hours a day.

The rest of these work hours, and the associated sunken time necessary to get to and from these work hours, serves one purpose:

It exhausts people.

People who don’t have leisure time are stressed. People who are stressed need conveniences. People who need conveniences will pay for them.

People who are stressed also don’t have the energy to fight for their rights, having expended all that energy in just staying alive.

And let’s not forget that maintaining a clean home and providing food for yourself takes over 20 hours a week (appx 20 hours in-house, and varying hours spent running outside errands) if you are completely abled.

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kumateddi:

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

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He looks like a fleshlight

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

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acquaintedwithrask:

systemshocker:

seeing somebody’s domesticated wizard: wow, I love how well maintained and sleek his beard is! what product do you bathe him with? and what a lovely, clean, and silky robe… does he know any spells?

seeing a feral wizard in the wild: absolute running for life because it smells the raw ground beef in my knapsack

op i have a question

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flamethrowing-hurdy-gurdy:

ambulanceinertia:

please watch this person shred on a hurdy gurdy

That is a very good quality gurdy…and I wish I could play like that…

If you’ve never heard hurdy-gurdy before, allow me to assure you that whatever you are expecting it to sound like, it won’t be even a fraction as cool as the real thing.

I was not expecting to hear a blistering hurdy-gurdy solo this fine morning

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Glomp XD

Anonymous asked: Can you draw danny devito as a cute wolf boy?

dappermouth:

this made me hurl my body into the ground at 90 mph

Myers Briggs by Greek Gods

tabby-flenderson:

ENTP~ Hermes, the messenger of the gods
ENTJ~ Zeus, the god of the sky
ENFP~ Aphrodite, goddess of love
ENFJ~ Hestia, goddess of the hearth
ESTP~ Ares, god of war
ESTJ~ Prometheus, god of creation,
ESFP~ Dionysus, god of the party
ESFJ~ Demeter, goddess of the harvest
INTP~ Hades, god of the underworld
INTJ~ Athena, goddess of wisdom
INFP~ Persephone, goddess of spring
INFJ~ Artemis, goddess of the night
ISTP~ Poseiden, god of the sea
ISTJ~ Apollo, god of the day
ISFP~ Iris, goddess of the rainbow
ISFJ~ Hephaestus, god of the forge

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destinybonds:

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

Okay, I know I’ve reblogged this before but I keep seeing it on my dash and I keep rewatching it because it makes me smile every time

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rnyfh:

the greeks at the gates of troy

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